Whoa, Man!
"The stories are like drugs for children, you know? It's like, 'Whoa, man.'" --Tim Burton on his next project, Alice in Wonderland
Just a blog of dumb things people say and do...
"The stories are like drugs for children, you know? It's like, 'Whoa, man.'" --Tim Burton on his next project, Alice in Wonderland
Just a little over a year ago, I was in London, during the annual "Poppy Appeal." For any non-British people reading this, the Poppy Appeal is the fund-raising campaign for veterans, and, all over the country, vendors sell paper poppies for the nation's collective lapel. Every year, there's a big deal in the media over the white poppies, which are the pacifist version, and the traditional red poppies, with the spokespeople for the latter maintaining that there is no connotation of being pro-war in a red poppy. Oh well, it gives the pacifists something to argue about.
There is no smoking at Portland bus shelters. "The no-smoking rule," says a TriMet press release, "is enforceable by a warning, $94 fine and/or exclusion."
I used to volunteer at a local arts co-op, where I worked one shift a week. There was another staffer there who often came in to use one of the the computers. Over the years, he had carved a wee niche for himself making posters for local bicycle events, so he was always around, scanning his ink drawings, cleaning them up and colorizing them in Photoshop.
Overheard in a coffee house:
At the neighborhood Trader Joe's, I saw a guy kind of gliding along down the aisle. When I looked more closely, I saw that he was riding his skateboard. Indoors. In a grocery store. He had that blank look indicating that perhaps the thought had never occured to him that nobody rides skateboards in grocery stores. He wasn't some rebel who realized that he was doing something wrong and didn't care -- which you could almost respect. He was just a thoughtless schmuck. Occasionally, he would step off his skateboard and wander away from it, just leaving it in the aisle as he stared, slack-jawed with his teeth in his mouth, at the frozen foods.
I'm in London for a speaking engagement, and I had some free time last week. I went to the Victoria & Albert museum. British museums are really warm and stuffy, so I asked a guard in the plaster casts gallery if there was a drinking fountain. "I'm sorry, sir," he said, in a tone that sounded slightly like Marvin the Android, "We did have, but it's out of order."